Changing your mind? No problem. 50 €, please.
Separating? Of course. Painful, but payable, 10.000 €.
Moving? Sure. 500 bucks.
Life crisis? Nothing special. That would cost 1000 €.
Master degree? Great idea! 5000...
House?
Car?
Insurance?
Friends?
Easy! You can pay in instalments.
Pay,pal.
Things are easy.
Oh. Sorry. You’re dying?
Today’s special: wooden coffin for 300 €!
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