Stop everything!
It has farted!
Oooooohhhhh how cute and blablablablablablablablabla
4 adults surrounding a helpless little child who doesn't know what to think about so much attention.
It drinks milk.
Stop everything!
It's drinking milk!
Oooooohhhhh how cute and blablablablablablablablabla.
Look at it! Isn't it adorable? How it drinks milk?
The baby burps.
Stop everything!
It has burped! Did you hear that? It really burped!
See how healthy and happy it is! How cute and blablablablablablablablabla.
See how healthy and happy it is! How cute and blablablablablablablablabla.
And this sweet little child is covered with love and affection and attention and people speaking like retards looking at it making it feel like the center of the universe wondering what a strange world this is it has been brought to.
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