We never stopped

Ah! 

Now I get it...God was really smart! 

He knew it all before. He knew it and prevented the worst. When he created the earth he invented men and women (and lots of animals). He knew it would take  women thousands of years to get there. The right to vote. The right to drive a car. 
Rights in General.

Jobs. 

Money. 

Power. 

Men had all these things from the beginning. 

Since God turned on the lights. 

It would take women thousands of years, but they would get there, on high heels and smiling. 

God knew there would be technology. 

He knew one day, women would not need men anymore.  

They would invent the vibrator, the artifical insemination, lifts to take the groceries upstairs, cars that park on their own...Men would become totally useless. He knew it! He was afraid. What would happen to men? Would they be extinguished? God thought he had to prevent this. He liked men, he had created them and cared about them. 

He invented feelings. 

Love. 

Passion. 

Desire. 

He created women and the recipe included weakness and ingenuousness. Feelings, so strong, women would get paralysed by them.  A desire, so strong, not thousand chocolate bars would satisfy it. Women. They might be rich. They might be powerful. They might be driving Porsches. But we have never stopped to wait for the Prince. 

 Love. 

Despair. 

Helplessness. 

So what now, God?