Want me

If it is too hot

I press a button and choose the air-conditioning’s temperature.

If it gets too cold 

I turn on my heating and enjoy the cosy warmth. 

If I’m bored 

I turn on the TV and choose between reality shows, blockbusters or alternative French movies.

If my shoes don’t match my clothes 

I go to the mall and buy new shoes.

If I don’t like my job 

I quit and get another one.

If I don’t like my town 

I move overseas.

If I am sick of my Religion

I start believing in something else.

If I don’t like my relatives 

I stop talking to them.

If I see my boobs are getting saggy

I get a plastic  surgery.

But if you 

don’t want me...